Hello, I’m Rich Neville. I write things. Sometimes I draw things too. Sometimes money changes hands, but for free and gratis, why not follow me on Twitter? I am very much for the faint-hearted, and having a nervous disposition is positively encouraged. Also, I won the 2011 LAFTA for Funniest Twitterer for my other account @CatBinLady.
PS I have another site called The Harpurger.
PPS I have no idea how to make your teeth whiter.